You know, I had a really good “About” section written on another website. Well I think it was really good. I don’t remember everything about it, but the fact that it’s gone means that it must have been perfect. There was no “About” page that was as good as the one I wrote and now cannot remember. Funny that.
Anyway, this site is about Joe Timms – a writer who lives in Glasgow. He is married and has two children. He likes videogames, and writing, and also whisky and rum, all of which is a terrible combination for a functioning human. He likens his stories to Vonnegut, Auster, and maybe Salinger, though whether he’s deluded is up for debate. He does not like talking about himself in the third person, or very much at all in fact. His favourite food is pasta bake with lots of cheese.
Preemptive Retaliation 